This website stands as a monument to those citizens among us who through minutes of hard work and perseverance mastered the two button combination of 'lock missile' and 'fire missile'. Such prowess leaves many of us wondering if you fired your guns at all or are aware that they are even installed on your ship. In a bizzaro world where gun kills were rewarded with forceable anal intercourse, you would stand unmolested. While your diminished mental facilities leave you confused on discussions of IM and gimbals, you are still able to score kills. The impotence of such a victory is lost on you as you wax idiotic on how missiles are 'part of the game'. Your phallic lust for heat seeking, long slender tubes delivered with a Staples 'easy button' is only eclipsed by your own cowardice when facing the same. Were the invention of rocket propelled guided ordinance never made, your species would have ceased wasting oxygen long ago. For those below, congratulations on surviving Lego's, less than one inch of water, and random plastic bags. For foiling Darwin at every opportunity, this is your reward. Screenshot it and place it next to your Special Olympics participation trophy.
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